The trials and tribulations of technology!
Whenever we decide to “ban the gadgets” as a family in our house, some clever little shit inevitably suggests getting Monopoly out… View Post

Teamwork makes the dream work, but so does bribery and gin!
I’m a big believer in monetary rewards and casual bribery were kids are concerned! Works every time! I feel zero shame... View Post

Don’t get your hands dirty with the disciplining!
Grab a strong G&T, take a physical and emotional step back, and let your partner be the villain for a bit! View Post

We don’t negotiate with Terrorists
Every and any situation where we had to communicate with the ExWife, went from basic to bonkers in less than 30 seconds flat! View Post

You can’t be expected to love your Step Kids right away, you might not even like them!
The only things I love immediately, unequivocally, and at first sight, are double gin & tonics and puppies! View Post