Grab a strong G&T, take a physical and emotional step back and let your partner be the villain for a bit!
The only things I love immediately, unequivocally, and at first sight, are double gin & tonics and puppies!
If you have another woman giving love to your kids, show some fucking respect!
November hits, and all off a sudden I’m getting, “Happy Friday” texts, and the little sprogs are enquiring how my week at work has been!
Whenever we decide to “ban the gadgets” as a family in our house, some clever little shit inevitably suggests getting Monopoly out…